TalkPageManager::getTalkpageManager() has a name that doesn't exactly suggest it'll write to the database, but it lazy-creates and promotes a user. I think it would be better to do this from update.php or some other sort of maintenance script.
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Per 2016-05-10 meeting, we don't think this currently can occur on a GET request, but it's too easy to do wrong.