We're getting flaps of these alerts, since we depooled traffic from the eqiad front edges:
PROBLEM - https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/varnish-http-requests grafana alert on einsteinium is CRITICAL: CRITICAL: https://grafana.wikimedia.org/dashboard/db/varnish-http-requests is alerting: 70% GET drop in 30min alert.
Because the site is depooled and not receiving it's normal relatively-large and smooth amount of GET requests, what's left is a fairly small and erratic volume of monitoring/healthcheck requests. Their rate wobbles around enough to occasionally trip the 70% trigger. I'm not exactly sure what the best way is to fix it, but the false alarm is annoying and disconcerting.