We currently have global interwikis, should also have a thing for managing language, optionally. It should be able to use the same table as the rest of the interwikis, or be pointable to a separate one.
Example: we pull global normal interwikis from unmeta for both illogicopedia and uncyclopedias, but then maybe put the uncyclopedia interlanguages on unmeta too and only use the one db for that, but the illogicopedias either don't pull any interlanguages, or all pull their interlanguages from en.illogicopedia or something instead, as those will be different from the uncyclopedia ones.