The hand-drawn comic is LOCKED IN with many screws. I am sending an email to @office.

Please note that https://office.wikimedia.org/wiki/Office_IT explains how to reach WMF Office-IT.
AFAIK, Office-IT does not use Phabricator to manage or plan work, so this should not have been filed here. :)

Thanks all! I'll try the email queue next time something crops up for future reference. :)

(this was more fun)