As written, the JS MPC doesn't work out of the proverbial bag, which stops WMF teams adopting the Metrics Platform on sites that aren't powered by MediaWiki.
TODO
- Create a default Integration implementation that:
- Fetches stream configs from metawiki regularly
- Sends events to Wikimedia's EventGate
- Ensure that the above isn't included in EventLogging
- Publish the JS MPC to NPM