Our PHP 8.1 images ship Excimer 1.2.2:
podman run --rm docker-registry.wikimedia.org/php8.1-cli:8.1.34-1-s6-20250316 php --ri excimer excimer excimer support => enabled excimer version => 1.2.2 Directive => Local Value => Master Value excimer.default_max_depth => 1000 => 1000
The logic responsible for staggering the start time of initial sampling, needed for our continuous profiling via ArcLamp, was fine in Excimer <= 1.21, then broken in Excimer 1.2.2, and fixed again Excimer 1.2.3. [1]
This is causing performance.wikimedia.org flamegraphs to show bogus data.
Please update Excimer to 1.2.3 in production.
[1]: https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/q/project:mediawiki/php/excimer