https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/config/cluster/notifications/ lists a Connection Error for phabricator.wikimedia.org:443 with a message Got HTTP 200, but expected HTTP 501 (WebSocket Upgrade)!
(I'm very clueless about Aphlict stuff, maybe this issue is quite ignorable.)
That output is thrown in https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/source/phabricator/browse/wmf%252Fstable/src/applications/notification/client/PhabricatorNotificationServerRef.php$181-203