[Split this specific issue out from the parent for clarity.]
mcrouter-wikifunctions is dc-local; values are written to local/wf, without fail-over. This is as the system was built in 2023, and the Abstract team (and SRE) didn't notice that the planned use was for implicitly dc-global content, feeding into Wikifunctions.org, and later the parser cache.
Options (please edit!):
- Add a new cache service that's dc-global and shift use over to that and then decommission the old one
- Retrofit somehow the existing service to work dc-global
- Use the databases as rendered content caches instead of memcached
- ???