Filing this task to track that plan downstream.
Prior noise at https://secure.phabricator.com/T5267.
In any event I can't really do this until Wikimedia Phabricator pulls in the next upstream.
I may end up writing a direct PhabricatorArrayFFS class in the Translate extension and ditching the custom janky wrapper code in this process. Or I may end up keeping it and telling it to produce different output.