Follow-up from T423311.
The deployment-charts define MCROUTER_SERVER as a string that's "<host>:<port>", which means we need to split out the two parts we're currently using explode(':',…) in the hot path (mc.php), and it is a footgun for when the server turns to be IPv6.
Let's instead consider providing MCROUTER_HOST and MCROUTER_PORT (or whatever), with the current users of MCROUTER_SERVER possible using the very-cheap string-addition in the hot path instead?