I work for the WMF. My personal account is greg.grossmeier, but I don't use it much :)
Given Phabricator user pages are not used like MediaWiki ones (there's no discussions and there's no personally identifiable information, other than your username, obviously, on the page by default) this is a very low priority task. This would also ideally be done by upstream.
Fri, Oct 19
#repo-admins should be able to do all the needed things
Thu, Oct 18
(Prioritizing this general task as "High" whereas some subtasks might be UBN or Normal.)
(Starting to add subtasks to this that are either instances of or other teams tracking their portions of the problem.)
Wed, Oct 17
(It should still be in this project)
Adding Operations as they'd be making the calls/changes to DNS/certs/whatever.
Tue, Oct 16
Thu, Oct 11
Apparently I forgot to check the "meta wiki" account creation check box, mystery solved! :)