Looking at https://integration.wikimedia.org/ci/job/beta-update-databases-eqiad/ none of the database beside testwiki can update.
```
+ mwscript update.php --wiki=dewiki --quick
#!/usr/bin/env php
Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'LogicException' with message 'Missing stream uri, the stream can not be opened.' in /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/debug/logger/monolog/LegacyHandler.php:113
Stack trace:
#0 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/debug/logger/monolog/LegacyHandler.php(197): MediaWiki\Logger\Monolog\LegacyHandler->openSink()
#1 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/vendor/monolog/monolog/src/Monolog/Handler/AbstractProcessingHandler.php(37): MediaWiki\Logger\Monolog\LegacyHandler->write(Array)
#2 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/vendor/monolog/monolog/src/Monolog/Logger.php(265): Monolog\Handler\AbstractProcessingHandler->handle(Array)
#3 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/vendor/monolog/monolog/src/Monolog/Logger.php(473): Monolog\Logger->addRecord(200, '[c15c5327] [no ...', Array)
#4 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/GlobalFunctions.php(1157): Monolog\Logger->info('[c15c5327] [no ...', Array)
#5 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/exception/MWExcepti in /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/debug/logger/monolog/LegacyHandler.php on line 113
Fatal error: Uncaught exception 'LogicException' with message 'Missing stream uri, the stream can not be opened.' in /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/debug/logger/monolog/LegacyHandler.php:113
Stack trace:
#0 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/debug/logger/monolog/LegacyHandler.php(197): MediaWiki\Logger\Monolog\LegacyHandler->openSink()
#1 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/vendor/monolog/monolog/src/Monolog/Handler/AbstractProcessingHandler.php(37): MediaWiki\Logger\Monolog\LegacyHandler->write(Array)
#2 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/vendor/monolog/monolog/src/Monolog/Logger.php(265): Monolog\Handler\AbstractProcessingHandler->handle(Array)
#3 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/vendor/monolog/monolog/src/Monolog/Logger.php(473): Monolog\Logger->addRecord(200, '[1285df9e] [no ...', Array)
#4 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/GlobalFunctions.php(1157): Monolog\Logger->info('[1285df9e] [no ...', Array)
#5 /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/exception/MWExcepti in /mnt/srv/mediawiki-staging/php-master/includes/debug/logger/monolog/LegacyHandler.php on line 113
Build step 'Execute shell' marked build as failure
```