We have a running doc here: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Wikimedia_Cloud_Services_team/Onboarding_Giovanni
[ongoing / incomplete] list of things remaining:
[X] Create ldap user https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Getting_Started
[X] register in phabricator (https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Phabricator/Help#Creating_your_account_and_notifications)
[X] associate WMF mediawiki account with phab user account (https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/settings/user/bstorm/page/external/)
[X] server access and responsibilities agreement https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/L3
[X] Add 2factor to Phabricator login
[X] Add 2factor to wikitech login (which will also be toolsadmin, and horizon)
[] New shell user process (https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Production_shell_access#New_users) (Add to data.yaml in correct groups) (see T203494)
[] Add to IRC channels (wikimedia-operations, wikimedia-cloud, wikimedia-cloud-admin, wikimedia-cloud-feed)
[X] set enforce for irc nick ( https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/IRC/Instructions#Register_your_nickname,_identify,_and_enforce )
[x] https://netbox.wikimedia.org
[x] GPG key for pwstore
[x] Add to ops mailing list
[x] Add to ops private mailing list
[x] Add to engineering-l (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/engineering)
[x] Add to cloud-announce (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/cloud-announce)
[x] Add to cloud-l mailing list (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/cloud)
[x] Add to cloud-admin mailing list (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/cloud-admin)
[x] wikitech-l mailing list (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/wikitech-l)
[X] access to Toolforge project https://toolsadmin.wikimedia.org/tools/membership/apply
[x] Make projectadmin for Tools project
[x] sudo for Toolforge
[x] Add as maintainer of "admin" Toolforge tool
[x] wmf and ops ldap groups (what else?)
[x] Grant cloudadmin on Wikitech
[x] Access to WMF-NDA protected tasks on Phabricator (Andrew added him to https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/project/members/974/ which I think is all this means)
[x] trusted-contributors group https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/project/members/3104/
[] Add to cloud-wide root ( see https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T185493#3920144 )
[] cloud shinken contact and group
[] prod icinga contact (including cgi.cfg inclusion)
[] add to sms contact group
[] add to acl*operations-team
[] Push a patch to `ops/puppet`, have it reviewed, submit, puppet-merge
[] add to root@ alias in exim
[] add to security@ alias in exim
[] wikitech static /etc/hosts entry https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T164290#4046628