We have a running doc here: https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Wikimedia_Cloud_Services_team/Onboarding_Jason
[ongoing / incomplete] list of things remaining:
[] Create Wikimedia developer account (ldap) https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Getting_Started
[] register in phabricator (https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Phabricator/Help#Creating_your_account_and_notifications)
[] associate WMF mediawiki account with phab user account (https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/settings/user/bstorm/page/external/)
[] server access and responsibilities agreement https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/L3
[] Add 2factor to Phabricator login
[] Add 2factor to wikitech login (which will also be toolsadmin, and horizon)
[] New shell user process (https://wikitech.wikimedia.org/wiki/Production_shell_access#New_users) (Add to data.yaml in correct groups)
[x] Add to IRC channels (wikimedia-operations, wikimedia-cloud, wikimedia-cloud-admin, wikimedia-cloud-feed)
[] set enforce for irc nick ( https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/IRC/Instructions#Register_your_nickname,_identify,_and_enforce )
[] https://netbox.wikimedia.org
[] GPG key for pwstore
[] Add to ops mailing list
[] Add to ops private mailing list
[] Add to engineering-l (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/engineering)
[] Add to cloud-announce (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/cloud-announce)
[] Add to cloud-l mailing list (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/cloud)
[] wikitech-l mailing list (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/wikitech-l)
[] Add to cloud-admin mailing list (https://lists.wikimedia.org/mailman/listinfo/cloud-admin)
[x] Add to Technical Engagement Internal mailing list (google groups list)
[x] Add to WMCS shared calendar
[x] Add to WMCS google team drive
[] Request access to Toolforge project https://toolsadmin.wikimedia.org/tools/membership/apply
[] Make projectadmin for Tools project
[] sudo for Toolforge
[] Add as maintainer of "admin" Toolforge tool
[] wmf and ops ldap groups
[] Grant cloudadmin on Wikitech
[] Access to WMF-NDA protected tasks on Phabricator (https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/project/members/974/)
[] trusted-contributors group https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/project/members/3104/
[] Add to cloud-wide root ( see T185493#3920144 )
[] cloud shinken contact and group
[] prod icinga contact (including cgi.cfg inclusion)
[] add to sms contact group
[] add to acl*sre-team
[] Push a patch to `ops/puppet`, have it reviewed, submit, puppet-merge
[] add to root@ alias in exim
[] add to security@ alias in exim
[] wikitech static /etc/hosts entry T164290#4046628