Steps to replicate the issue (include links if applicable):
Steps must be followed in order.
- Insert {{User:Dr. Evil/about}} on any page you don't want people to edit.
- Create User:Dr. Evil/about with the following contents: <includeonly>https://www.about.com/</includeonly>
- Gently suckle on your pinky and watch as the commonfolk despair.
Second method:
- Insert https://www.{{#ifeq:{{#expr:{{#time:U}}<{{subst:#expr:{{subst:#time:U}}+5}}}}|0|about}}.com/ on pages you don't want people to edit.
- Wait for 5 seconds and purge the page cache.
- Gently suckle on your pinky and watch as the commonfolk despair.
Third method:
- Insert {{#ifeq:{{REVISIONID}}|||<span style="display:none">https://www.{{#ifeq:{{REVISIONUSER}}|Austin Powers|about}}.com/</span>}} on pages you don't want your arch-nemesis to edit. (the REVISIONID check ensures the offending link will not be present in preview)
- Gently suckle on your pinky.
What happens?:
about.com is on the global blacklist for some reason, as the pages you edited now include a link to it everyone is screwed until they figure out what happened.
What should have happened instead?
What do you mean? I'm Dr. Evil, this is exactly what I wanted!