You must admit that even with lynx to get it into one column,
$ lynx -dump -nolist \
"http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Category:Wikipedia_essays&from=Trivia"
looks jumbled.

Why don't you put whatever you seem to be sorting on out front,
separated with a comma or something.

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Doe, John

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