Since we recently clarified the paging structure for prod icinga, we need to review our existing monitoring configurations to ensure they are set up to page the folks we intend to page.
This goes for basically every host we run.
Anything with critical => true means it will page all the entire production team (regardless of the specified group), and that's effectively all it means. The default for all defined monitors is the "admin" group, which appears largely redundant with the "sms" group, which really should be "sre" or "production-roots". If we do not intend to page that entire team on any given alert, it should not be "critical" and it should have contact_group => 'wmcs-team' listed. This will generate an SMS page for our team only.
Since paging methods are entirely determined on the user contact definition, I also would propose we create a <username>-email contact that only has an email, not a phone number/sms gateway for each team member for things we would only like to remain informed about (such as most production alerts that aren't for cloud systems).