I can't quite find where its data is going currently. The puppet role (role/webperf.pp) says it's going to Ganglia, but I can't find it anywhere there (tried eventlog1001, hafnium, and search for "asset" and "frontend"; can't find it in Ganglia).

Searching for the property in Graphite shows some results, but nothing recent.

Let's change this to report to Graphite instead (using Coal; or statsd) so that we can include it in our dashboards.