See https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bSEPel9gMWjtoNFsZJhJi9o4Mp3vtQ-tku6Nbo6V0Ow/edit#
Won't Fix :-)
@KLans_WMF: Presumably you can change the status of this to Declined.
Declining as won't fix, per @KLans_WMF