Folks (including past WMCS team members) have hard coded the labmon1001.eqiad.wmnet hostname as a destination for statsd traffic. This broke things for people when the physical host was renamed as part of it's Buster reimaging. It was a bad idea before that however as labmon1001 could have been made secondary at any time as well.
If it is reasonable for folks to be using this statsd endpoint we should create a service name for it that will be durable across host renaming as well as cluster state change. If it is not reasonable for folks to be using it outside of Puppet managed data collection we should find a way to limit access so that failures happen during development rather than at runtime.