We regrettably named our WMCS project "wmde-templates-alpha" which no longer reflects the purpose of these machines. Destroy the instances and request the project be closed. Start a new one named something like "wmde-technical-wishes" with similar--this probably requires a separate Phabricator request.
Requirements:
- 16 VCPUs
- 16GB RAM
- NFS access to dumps (currently dumpsdata1003.eqiad.wmnet)