See https://phabricator.wikimedia.org/T116425#2523704
The work-around now is to give them a tiny main group load (e.g. 1).
There should be a cleaner way to configure this. Perhaps having LoadBalancer take an array of group names that exempt servers from load checks (unless they have main group load > 0). That could handle vslow/dump. All the rest could be checked then.