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I just noticed that under "Are Wikimedia's staff and non-staff contributions processed equally?" the answer is "Review time for open submissions (median)". That's not an answer to the question, because you measure neglected things which are *not* processed.
Moreover, the neglected contributions by staff are often part of their volunteer/pet projects coding rather than of their goals (can you imagine a patch for a bug with a deadline rotting for 150 days?); so the hats of their authors means little.
The solution is simple: reverse your query, calculate the median time that it took for *merged* patches to be merged.
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