Spotted in production:
153 Not a valid stream resource in /srv/mediawiki/php-1.25wmf21/includes/GlobalFunctions.php on line 3196 153 Not a valid stream resource in /srv/mediawiki/php-1.25wmf21/includes/GlobalFunctions.php on line 3188
Happens when popen( $cmd, 'r' ); a few lines up fails to return a handle.