Ref: T231569#5462187
This task is similar to how @Dzahn and @Joe made scandium (which previously was a parsoid testing server) into a mediawiki app server. This requires the appropriate puppet patches to be written to make deployment-parsoid09.deployment-prep.eqiad.wmflabs an app server.
By doing so and merging and deploying https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/c/operations/mediawiki-config/+/534215, we effectively would have deployed Parsoid/PHP on the beta cluster. This task blocks T231569 and blocks RESTBase's integration testing with Parsoid/PHP.