Per T145496, caching of remote images (from Commons) has been disabled permanently. The side effect of this is that page load time can increase from ~800ms to over 22000ms, because files have to be fetched from Commons. This causes problems for non-Wikimedia setups and I could also imagine it affects Wikimedia's cache_upload cluster.
Unless someone could explain why it is very important to keep caching disabled and just accept this performance hit, the requested solution: would be reverting https://gerrit.wikimedia.org/r/#/c/mediawiki/core/+/336675/